Sposarsi con l’iPad? Solo se l’altare è all’ombra

Sol Lipman, un lettore di Gizmodo che ha raccontato al sito web la storia del matrimonio dei suoi amici, è un reverendo Geek, e iPad dipendente. E da bravo Geek, ha deciso di celebrare il matrimonio con l’ausilio dell’iPad. Tanto il reverendo ha desiderato che il suo matrimonio fosse clebrato con l’iPad, da andare contro la volontà di sua moglie, amica degli sposi e poco incline alle nozze hi-tech.

Se qualcosa durante la cerimonia fosse andata storta, la colpa sarebbe stata del reverendo, e dell’iPad, ed avrebbe scatenato le ire della moglie, e probabilmente anche quelle della sposa. E così è stato, sebbene si sia trattato di un problema temporaneo dovuto alle alte temperature di giugno, a cui ha fatto fronte una sedia! Tutto andava per il meglio, gli sposini erano sorridenti, e pronti a proclamare il fatidico sì, quando l’iPad ha fornito al reverendo il seguente messaggio:

The iPad is overheating and will need to cool down“.

All’aumentare della temperatura, l’iPad si è surriscaldato e ha avuto bisogno di raffreddarsi prima di ricominciare a funzionare, e prima di dichiarare gli sposi ufficialmente marito e moglie. Allapparire del messaggio il reverendo ha raccolto l’iPad e lo ha tenuto all’ombra, sotto una sedia. Dopo alcuni minuti l’iPad ha ripreso a funzionare: gli amici di Sol Lipman sono ufficialmente marito e moglie, il panico è passato e vissero per sempre felici e contenti.

Se anche voi pensavate ad un matrimonio hi-tech con l’ausilio dell’iPad, tenete presente l’inconveniente, ed assicuratevi che l’altare sia sistemato in un angolo all’ombra prima di pronunciare la formula di rito. L’iPad? Sì, lo voglio. O no?

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Couple of gripes. Its design feels very functional, let’s say — no polish, which honestly I don’t mind but some will. On mobile it’s usable though the acca grid make you pinch and zoom. There’s nothing on the app store, it’s browser only — doesn’t bother me just flagging it.

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Their single bet calculator tool is the bit I open most — type in stake and odds and it spits out profit and total return with no faffing, either odds format. Same tool covers the multiples — acca and treble returns, lucky 15 and lucky 63, yankees, and that’s where I’d always got it wrong. If you want a look, it’s here [url=https://singlebettingcalculator.uk/bet-calculator/yankee]super yankee bet calculator[/url] and it’s free with no account nonsense.

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It’s not perfect mind. The design looks very functional, let’s say — zero polish, looks like it was built by someone who cares more about maths than colours. Phone-wise it works but the bigger tables are a squeeze. There’s nothing on the app store, it’s browser only — fine by me but you asked.

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Their single bet calculator tool is the one I use most — you put in the price and your stake and you get returns instantly, either odds format. There’s also the fiddly ones — doubles and trebles returns, lucky 15s, yankees, which is where I always got it wrong. Have a go yourself, it lives at [url=https://singlebettingcalculator.uk/bet-calculator/matched-betting]matched betting calculator app[/url] and there’s no login wall, which I appreciated.

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What got me on it was actually pretty stupid — I could never get my head round what an e/w return would be once you get five places instead of three. Basically I’d eyeball it and moan when the payout landed. Now stick my stake in before I place anything, even a straight one-selection punt.

Their single bet calculator is the bit I use most — you put in stake and odds and it spits out profit and total return with no faffing, fractions or decimals. There’s also the bigger stuff — acca and treble maths, a lucky 15, patents and yankees, honestly that’s where I always got it wrong. Have a go yourself, it’s here [url=https://singlebettingcalculator.uk/bet-calculator/accumulator]calculator profit accumulator[/url] — free, no signup.

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Couple of gripes. The design feels pretty plain — zero flash, it’s clearly function over form. On my phone it’s usable but the bigger tables are a squeeze. There’s no app, it’s browser only — fine by me just flagging it.

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Their single bet calculator is the part I use most — type in stake and odds and it shows profit and total return straight away, either odds format. There’s also the bigger stuff — doubles and trebles maths, a lucky 15, patents and yankees, which is where I’d always lose track. Have a go yourself, it lives at [url=https://singlebettingcalculator.uk/bet-calculator/no-vig]no vig odds calculator[/url] and there’s no login wall, which I appreciated.

What actually changed how I bet were the nerdier bits. The implied probability converter and it makes obvious the overround, and a kelly staking calculator — I use half kelly because full kelly is far too aggressive. The dutching one is handy too for when I’m spreading across selections.

It’s not perfect mind. The layout looks a bit basic — no polish, looks like it was built by someone who cares more about maths than colours. On my phone it works though the bigger tables are a squeeze. And no proper app, it’s a website and that’s it — doesn’t bother me just flagging it.

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The single bet calculator is the one I open most — you put in the price and your stake and it spits out profit and total return straight away, either odds format. Same tool covers the bigger stuff — trebles returns, a lucky 15, patents and yankees, which is where I always mess it up. If you fancy a poke about, it’s over at [url=https://singlebettingcalculator.uk/bet-calculator/betting-margin]spread betting calculator[/url] — free, no signup.

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Not all sunshine though. The layout looks very functional, let’s say — zero flash, which honestly I don’t mind but some will. On my phone it’s fine although the bigger tables need a bit of scrolling. And no app, it’s a website and that’s it — fine by me just flagging it.

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The reason I started using it was honestly a bit daft — I never could work out what an e/w payout actually came to when the place terms changed. Basically I’d eyeball it and get a shock. These days I type the odds in before every slip, even a straight one-selection punt.

Their single bet calculator is the one I open most — you drop in the price and your stake and it shows the return with no faffing, either odds format. It also handles the bigger stuff — acca and treble returns, lucky 15 and lucky 63, a yankee, which is where I’d always got it wrong. Have a go yourself, it lives at [url=https://singlebettingcalculator.uk]single horse bet calculator[/url] and it’s free with no account nonsense.

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Not all sunshine though. Its design is a bit basic — not much flash, looks like it was built by someone who cares more about maths than colours. Phone-wise it’s fine but the bigger tables are a squeeze. Also there’s no proper app, it’s browser only — fine by me but you asked.

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Their single bet calculator tool is the one I’m on daily — type in the price and your stake and it spits out returns instantly, fractional or decimal, doesn’t matter. Same tool covers the bigger stuff — doubles and trebles maths, a lucky 15, patents and yankees, honestly that’s where I always lose track. If you fancy a poke about, it lives at [url=https://singlebettingcalculator.uk/bet-calculator/trixie]what is a trixie bet?[/url] and there’s no login wall, which I appreciated.

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It’s not perfect mind. Its layout feels pretty plain — zero frills, which honestly I don’t mind but some will. On my phone it’s usable but the acca grid need a bit of scrolling. And nothing on the app store, it’s a website and that’s it — fine by me but worth saying.

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The reason I started using it was honestly a bit daft — I could never figure out what an ew payout actually came to with 1/5 odds a place. I’d just wing it and moan when the payout landed. Now type the odds in before I place anything, even a straight one-selection punt.

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It’s not perfect mind. The layout is a bit basic — not much frills, which honestly I don’t mind but some will. On my phone it’s usable but the acca grid make you pinch and zoom. And nothing on the app store, it’s a website and that’s it — slight shame but worth saying.

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What got me on it was genuinely pretty stupid — I could never figure out what an e/w payout would be once you get five places instead of three. I used to just guess and get a shock. Now punch the numbers in first, every time, even the boring singles.

The single bet calculator is the part I’m on daily — you put in the price and your stake and it spits out the return with no faffing, fractional or decimal, doesn’t matter. It also handles the multiples — doubles and trebles maths, a lucky 15, yankees, honestly that’s where most people I know mess it up. If you fancy a poke about, it’s over at [url=https://freebet-calculator.com/bet-calculator/accumulator]acca accumulator[/url] and there’s no login wall, which I appreciated.

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Couple of gripes. The design feels pretty plain — not much frills, looks like it was built by someone who cares more about maths than colours. On mobile it’s fine but the acca grid make you pinch and zoom. Also there’s nothing on the app store, it’s a website and that’s it — doesn’t bother me just flagging it.

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The single bet calculator is the bit I use most — you drop in stake and odds and it shows profit and total return instantly, fractions or decimals. It also handles the multiples — trebles maths, a lucky 15, a yankee, honestly that’s where I always got it wrong. If you want a look, it’s here [url=https://singlebettingcalculator.uk/bet-calculator/no-vig]calculate vig[/url] and there’s no login wall, which I appreciated.

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It’s not perfect mind. Its design is pretty plain — not much polish, it’s clearly function over form. On my phone it’s usable but the acca grid are a squeeze. And nothing on the app store, it’s browser only — doesn’t bother me but worth saying.

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How I found it was honestly pretty stupid — I couldn’t ever work out what an e/w return actually was with 1/5 odds a place. I’d just eyeball it and moan when the payout landed. Now I stick my stake in before I place anything, even the boring singles.

The single bet calculator tool is the bit I use most — you drop in stake and odds and it spits out the return with no faffing, either odds format. Same tool covers the multiples — acca and treble returns, a lucky 15, patents and yankees, which is where I’d always got it wrong. If you fancy a poke about, it’s here [url=https://freebet-calculator.com/bet-calculator/lucky-15]lucky 15[/url] — free, no signup.

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It’s not perfect mind. The layout feels very functional, let’s say — not much flash, it’s clearly function over form. On my phone it’s usable although the acca grid need a bit of scrolling. Also there’s nothing on the app store, it’s browser only — fine by me just flagging it.

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Their single bet calculator tool is the part I’m on daily — you put in your stake, the odds and you get the return with no faffing, fractional or decimal, doesn’t matter. There’s also the fiddly ones — acca and treble returns, a lucky 15, a yankee, honestly that’s where most people I know mess it up. Have a go yourself, it’s over at [url=https://freebet-calculator.com/bet-calculator/treble]each way treble calculator[/url] — free, no signup.

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It’s not perfect mind. Its layout feels very functional, let’s say — zero flash, it’s clearly function over form. On my phone it works but the acca grid need a bit of scrolling. There’s nothing on the app store, it’s browser only — slight shame but you asked.

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The reason I started using it was honestly pretty stupid — I never could get my head round what an ew payout actually came to with 1/5 odds a place. Basically I’d wing it and moan when the payout landed. Now stick my stake in before every slip, even a simple single bet.

Their single bet calculator is the one I use most — type in stake and odds and it shows profit and total return with no faffing, fractions or decimals. There’s also the fiddly ones — trebles maths, lucky 15s, a yankee, which is where most people I know lose track. If you want a look, it’s over at [url=https://freebet-calculator.com/bet-calculator/trixie]what is a trixie bet[/url] and there’s no login wall, which I appreciated.

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Couple of gripes. The design looks very functional, let’s say — no frills, looks like it was built by someone who cares more about maths than colours. Phone-wise it works although the acca grid need a bit of scrolling. And nothing on the app store, it’s browser only — fine by me but worth saying.

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How I found it was honestly embarrassing — I couldn’t ever work out what an ew payout actually was when the place terms changed. I used to just guess and then be surprised. Now stick my stake in before I place anything, even the boring singles.

The single bet calculator is the part I’m on daily — type in the price and your stake and you get profit and total return with no faffing, fractions or decimals. It also handles the bigger stuff — doubles and trebles maths, lucky 15 and lucky 63, yankees, which is where I’d always got it wrong. If you fancy a poke about, it lives at [url=https://freebet-calculator.com/bet-calculator/matched-betting]matched bonus bet calculator[/url] and it’s free with no account nonsense.

One thing that actually shifted things for me is the geekier bits. There’s an odds-to-probability calculator that shows the overround, and a kelly criterion calculator — I use half kelly because full kelly is far too aggressive. Dutching calculator is handy too when I’m splitting a race.

Not all sunshine though. Its layout feels pretty plain — no flash, looks like it was built by someone who cares more about maths than colours. On mobile it’s usable but the acca grid need a bit of scrolling. And no app, it’s a website and that’s it — fine by me just flagging it.

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How I found it was genuinely pretty stupid — I couldn’t ever get my head round what an e/w payout would be with 1/5 odds a place. I’d just wing it and then be surprised. Now I type the odds in first, every time, even a straight one-selection punt.

The single bet calculator is the one I’m on daily — you drop in the price and your stake and it spits out the return straight away, either odds format. Same tool covers the bigger stuff — trebles returns, a lucky 15, yankees, honestly that’s where I always mess it up. If you fancy a poke about, it lives at [url=https://freebet-calculator.com/bet-calculator/accumulator]acca odds calculator[/url] and there’s no login wall, which I appreciated.

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Not all sunshine though. The design is a bit basic — no flash, it’s clearly function over form. On my phone it’s usable although the bigger tables are a squeeze. And nothing on the app store, it’s a website and that’s it — doesn’t bother me but you asked.

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What got me on it was genuinely pretty stupid — I couldn’t ever get my head round what an ew payout would be when the place terms changed. I’d just wing it and moan when the payout landed. Now type the odds in before every slip, even the boring singles.

Their single bet calculator is the part I’m on daily — you put in stake and odds and it spits out the return with no faffing, fractions or decimals. It also handles the multiples — trebles maths, lucky 15 and lucky 63, a yankee, honestly that’s where I’d always mess it up. If you fancy a poke about, it lives at [url=https://freebet-calculator.com/bet-calculator/lucky-15]free lucky 15 bet calculator[/url] and it’s free with no account nonsense.

One thing that really changed how I bet were the geekier tools. They’ve got an implied probability converter and it makes obvious how much the bookie’s taking, and there’s the kelly staking tool — I run quarter kelly since full stakes are far too aggressive. The dutch tool is decent for when I’m covering two or three runners.

It’s not perfect mind. The design feels pretty plain — zero polish, which honestly I don’t mind but some will. On mobile it’s usable but the lucky 63 breakdown are a squeeze. There’s no app, it’s a website and that’s it — slight shame but worth saying.

Right, that’s me. Costs nowt, not plastered in adverts, does the job. If you even now works out returns on a calculator app, try it — it’s saved me plenty of dumb bets I’d have regretted.

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The reason I started using it was actually embarrassing — I never could get my head round what an ew payout actually came to once you get five places instead of three. I’d just guess and moan when the payout landed. Now type the odds in first, every time, even a straight one-selection punt.

Their single bet calculator is the part I’m on daily — you put in stake and odds and it spits out returns with no faffing, fractions or decimals. There’s also the bigger stuff — acca and treble maths, lucky 15 and lucky 63, yankees, and that’s where I always got it wrong. If you fancy a poke about, it’s over at [url=https://freebet-calculator.com/bet-calculator/matched-betting]matched bet finder[/url] and there’s no login wall, which I appreciated.

What genuinely shifted things for me is the geekier extras. There’s an odds-to-probability calculator that shows the overround, and there’s the kelly calculator — I run quarter kelly since full stakes are far too aggressive. The dutch tool is handy too when I’m spreading across selections.

Couple of gripes. The design feels very functional, let’s say — no flash, looks like it was built by someone who cares more about maths than colours. On mobile it’s fine but the bigger tables make you pinch and zoom. Also there’s nothing on the app store, just the site — slight shame just flagging it.

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How I found it was genuinely pretty stupid — I couldn’t ever get my head round what an e/w payout would be with 1/5 odds a place. Basically I’d guess and moan when the payout landed. These days I punch the numbers in before I place anything, even the boring singles.

The single bet calculator tool is the bit I use most — you put in your stake, the odds and it spits out returns instantly, either odds format. There’s also the fiddly ones — acca and treble maths, lucky 15 and lucky 63, yankees, honestly that’s where I always got it wrong. If you want a look, it’s over at [url=https://freebet-calculator.com/bet-calculator/implied-probability]how to calculate implied odds sports betting[/url] — free, no signup.

What actually shifted things for me is the geekier tools. They’ve got an probability thing that shows how much the bookie’s taking, and there’s the kelly staking tool — I use half kelly as the full version is a quick route to a dead bankroll. Dutching calculator is decent when I’m covering two or three runners.

Couple of gripes. The design feels pretty plain — no flash, looks like it was built by someone who cares more about maths than colours. On my phone it’s usable but the bigger tables are a squeeze. Also there’s no proper app, it’s browser only — fine by me just flagging it.

Anyway. Doesn’t cost anything, not plastered in adverts, works. Anyone who even now does the maths on paper, try it — saves me plenty of dumb bets I’d have regretted.

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What got me on it was honestly pretty stupid — I couldn’t ever work out what an each way return would be when the place terms changed. Basically I’d wing it and then be surprised. Now punch the numbers in before I place anything, even the boring singles.

The single bet calculator is the bit I use most — type in your stake, the odds and it spits out profit and total return instantly, fractional or decimal, doesn’t matter. There’s also the multiples — acca and treble maths, lucky 15s, yankees, and that’s where I’d always got it wrong. If you fancy a poke about, it lives at [url=https://freebet-calculator.com/bet-calculator/lucky-63]how to work out a lucky 63[/url] — free, no signup.

One thing that actually changed how I bet is the nerdier tools. They’ve got an probability converter which shows you the overround, and a kelly criterion calculator — I stick to fractional kelly as the full version is a quick route to a dead bankroll. Dutching calculator is handy too when I’m splitting a race.

Not all sunshine though. The design feels very functional, let’s say — not much flash, looks like it was built by someone who cares more about maths than colours. Phone-wise it works although the lucky 63 breakdown make you pinch and zoom. There’s nothing on the app store, just the site — slight shame but you asked.

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The reason I started using it was genuinely a bit daft — I couldn’t ever get my head round what an e/w return actually was once you get five places instead of three. I used to just wing it and then be surprised. These days I stick my stake in first, every time, even the boring singles.

Their single bet calculator tool is the one I use most — type in stake and odds and it spits out profit and total return straight away, fractions or decimals. There’s also the multiples — trebles returns, lucky 15 and lucky 63, patents and yankees, and that’s where I’d always mess it up. Have a go yourself, it’s here [url=https://freebet-calculator.com]ew single[/url] and it’s free with no account nonsense.

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Not all sunshine though. The design looks a bit basic — not much polish, which honestly I don’t mind but some will. Phone-wise it works though the bigger tables are a squeeze. There’s nothing on the app store, it’s browser only — slight shame just flagging it.

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What got me on it was actually pretty stupid — I couldn’t ever figure out what an each way payout actually was with 1/5 odds a place. Basically I’d eyeball it and then be surprised. These days I stick my stake in before every slip, even the boring singles.

The single bet calculator tool is the one I use most — you put in the price and your stake and it spits out profit and total return straight away, fractional or decimal, doesn’t matter. Same tool covers the fiddly ones — trebles maths, lucky 15s, a yankee, honestly that’s where I’d always lose track. If you want a look, it’s over at [url=https://singlebettingcalculator.uk/bet-calculator/betting-margin]spread betting margin calculator[/url] — free, no signup.

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Couple of gripes. Its layout looks very functional, let’s say — not much flash, looks like it was built by someone who cares more about maths than colours. Phone-wise it’s fine although the lucky 63 breakdown need a bit of scrolling. Also there’s no proper app, it’s browser only — slight shame but worth saying.

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